We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
He just walked up to me in the kitchen, pulled out his penis and stuck it in my sweatpants pocket.
It was probably cold. Sweatpants pockets are notoriously warm.
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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