On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
This chick just walked by and pet my beard. Don't know, never talked to her. She just walked by and pet my beard.
Marry her
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
Randomize
