Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
CALL 911 HAND IS STUCK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL. HELP
Do we still have any pizza left from last night?
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
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