no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
he kept telling me that god made these magical balloons called condoms
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
I woke up this morning half naked, smelling like an ash tray, with an empty bottle of jack next to me, and now someone named Dora the anal explorer is texting me.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
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