"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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