508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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