I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
Randomize
