I didn't shave. On purpose
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
its liver damage thursday
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
Randomize
