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(727): View more from Florida

What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?

(1-727): View more from Florida

Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.

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(917): View more from New York City

as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.

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(858): View more from California

anal on a first date. tsk tsk.

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(913): View more from Kansas

Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.

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(850): View more from Florida

i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...

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(203): View more from Connecticut

theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him

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(707): View more from California

I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already

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(734): View more from Michigan

You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think

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