Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
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