I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
I want to let you in on my two latest life goals. Have a photograph of me squirting whipped cream into a midget's mouth, and have sex on a roof.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
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