You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
It's going to be weird as hell when you have kids. I'll meet them and think "Hi, Did you know that I was almost your dad?"
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
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