Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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