he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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