Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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