The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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