I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
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