So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
That's when you crack a 10am beer
I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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