No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
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