I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
Randomize
