We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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