So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
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