She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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