Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
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