i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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