it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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