seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
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