i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
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