no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
I flashed the bar tender last night. Apparently I wanted a whiskey to go and that was the golden ticket. This is why I never come home
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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