therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
why did i make a hit list last night containing only McDonalds?
you tried to order a magarita mcflurry and when they said they didnt make those you tried to call 911
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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