i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
Just reduced mom to tears when she realized I wasn't kidding about hating kids. She's crying about never being a gma. Now would be the time to tell her about the girl you knocked up. You're welcome.
Me and your penis are best friends. You don't know it, but I whisper my secrets whenever I give you blowjobs. We even have a secret handshake. We can't be separated from each other. We just can't.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
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