WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
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whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
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