After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
I was in the bathroom throwing up...when I walked out he was sitting there watching porn and jacking off. He said, "Sounded like you were gonna be in there for a while."
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
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