are you still at the devil's house?
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
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