We named our party play list daddy issues
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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