Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
Just called the boss a "cunt baguette". To her face. This is why I can't drink with people from work. Know of anywhere that's hiring?
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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