I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
Randomize
