1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
I just found puke in my bra..
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
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