Do you know how easy it would be to shoplift if I was a magician?!
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
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