her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
Randomize
