talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
If anyone wants to ring in the new year with gluttony and yoga pants, let me know. As soon as it becomes a socially acceptable hour to drink margaritas, I'm gonna go down on a chimichanga.
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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