so i woke up this morning thinking _____ was in bed with me. . .but it was only a half eaten sonic burger
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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