Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
Fuck appropriateness.
I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
New rule: gentleman callers are required to bring me gifts of beer when coming over to court you. Tell the monster jam dudes so they know.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
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