But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
were you wearing a green and blue thong last night?
yes! wait why?
because i found it in my pocket this morning...
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
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