I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
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