Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
bring money and cleavage
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
You told me that you couldn't come over because you felt like you were gonna die and that houses eat you when you die, and my house couldn't eat you because your house would be jealous. That's when I knew to take the bowl away from you.
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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