just come out here and I will go home with you...
i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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