Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
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