you guys were way drunker than both of me
I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
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