I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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