hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
I just sent a Slack that autocorrected tomorrow to gonorrhoea. Please note that Slack autocorrect isn’t very good.
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