Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
You got pulled on stage by a stripper who wore ruffled ankle socks and did jumping jacks for her dance. Then you were put in a chokehold by a security guard that almost cried because you supposedly said "fuck you!" to him.
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
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