is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
what the fuck happened to the tacos
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