I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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