its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
Comedy Central is in dire need of more sitable faces late at night - Trevor Noah has a baby face - there are federal rules against those types of sexual fantasies
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
Randomize
