Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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