Multitasking record: pooping whilst putting on shoes and cleaning ear with q-tip. All while texting.
Update: fell off toilet, one shoe on, q-tip still in ear. Not a pro.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
At least drunk me was smart enough to stash toilet paper in my bag before I started my walk home. Finally countless squat pees and wiping with grass taught me to be prepared.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
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